Showing posts with label Bollywood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bollywood. Show all posts

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Pssst...Scoop corner

1.       The mystery over when Sachin Tendulkar will finally retire has been put to rest at last.  According to my sources within the Tendulkar camp, I’m hearing that there is 1 record that Sachin is hell-bent on breaking before he fades away into the sunset. The Tendulkars (Sachin and son Arjun) want to be the first and only ever father-son duo to represent the country in the same Test/ODI/T20. This blog wishes all the best to the Little Master – after all, if Rohan Gavaskar can get into the Indian side, any kid with a decent surname can.

2.       With Yash Chopra finally deciding on Jab Tak Hai Jaan as the title for his next epic love story featuring a 15, nay 50, yr old wannabe, rumours are abuzz that Madhur Bhandarkar is also on the lookout for the title of his next film.  Indian Industry is at a stand-still waiting with bated breath for the next expose by this talented film-maker as everyone knows that the title itself speaks volumes for the entire film as Satta, Fashion and Corporate can vouch for.

Early rumours that the movie will be based on the scams surrounding India’s land acquisition problem, infrastructure related corruption and scandals in Indian sports are way off the mark simply coz Zameen, Road and Khel are titles of movies that have already been made in Bollywood. 

This website is proud to break the news that the movie is mostly likely to be called MAJAHAB based on the lives of fake sanyasis.

Remember, you heard it here first.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Early reports

Cocktail - Mokkai except for Diana Penty *drooool*
Billa 2 - double Mokkai :-( :-(

What to do? Naan E or Amazing Spider-man wonly this weekend !!!!

Saturday, June 23, 2012

The weekend is here

Working on a Saturday is borrrring and more so if its on something as mundane as a psychomteric test which predicts the competencies and skills of your sales team. Blah !!

Still, looking fwd to the evening and rest of the weekend.

As expected, the reviews of Brave haven't been great on both Metacritic and RT. Stunning visuals notwithstanding looks like Brave lacks the heart and soul of a typical Pixar film - say Toy Story, Nemo, Ratatouille or even Up. Though Cars 2 also suffered the same criticism, I quite liked it so will most probably be watching Brave tomorrow morning.

Teri Meri Kahaani  - well, was never planning to see this one but then after hearing about the bags of money being spent by the production house to get favorable reviews, has to be an absolute NO-NO... Rediff's original review was titled TMK offers nothing new and within 15 mts, it was changed to TMK is charming :-) Honestly, how on earth is PC a star - I find her downright annoying and nauseous.. She reserves her worst for her joint appearances with Shahid Kapoor and this week's episode of The Front Row had her in top form.

Gangs - reviews have been mixed. Hearing that AK has got the characters, milleu, performances right but the movie loses pace in the 2nd half and there are way too many characters. Haven't seen too much written about the background score by our very own GV Prakash (didn't know that right??)

Saguni - yes, the reviews again are mixed but with the OH being a super fan of Karthi, this will be our Tuesday/Wednesday night outing. Santhanam better be in form or its gonna be a reallllllly long night :-(

So, Die Mannschaft are through to the semis and this despite resting their entire front 3... Master-stroke or just plan luck for Mr. Low? Highlights of the game are here including Reus' gorgeous finish... Wooooooooof.... Heja BVB !!

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Bollywood round-up: 2005

The awards IMHO should go as follows:

Movie of the year - Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi

Best actor - Shreyas Talpade (Iqbal)

Best actress - Chitrangada Singh (HKA)

Best supporting actor - Naseerudin Shah (Iqbal) and Nana Patekar (Bluffmaster)

Best supporting actress - Shweta Prasad (Iqbal)

Best director - Sudhir Mishra (HKA)

Best music director - Shankar Ehsaan Loy (Bunty aur Babli)

Best male singer - Sonu Nigam (Dheere Jhalna, Chup Chupke, Soona Man Ka Aaangan)

Best female singer - Shreya Ghoshal (Piya Bole, Agar Tum Mil)

Best cinematographer - Ravi K Chandran (Paheli)

Critics award
Best actor - Shiney Ahuja and KK Menon (HKA)

Best actress - Konkana Sen Sharma (Page 3)

Best director - Amol Palekar (Paheli)

Just a few more personally sponsored awards:

Torture of the year: Mangal Pandey

Could-i-get-on-ur-nerves more performance of the year: Mallika Sherawat in Bachke Rehne re baba and Arjun Rampal in Ek Ajnabee

Whats-in-a-name movie of the year: Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav - its rumored that Laloo really wanted to make the movie tax free and even advised schools to take the young students to an excursion for this movie as he had a guest role but thankfuly better sense prevailed in the end.

"So-we-are-supposed-to-actually-act?" couple of the year: Zayed Khan and Aishwarya Rai in Shabd

Movies to watch out in 2006

# Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna - just curious to see how more downhill can KJ go ?

# Rang De Basanti - Rakesh Mehra's next after that promising but enigmatic opener Aks

# Fanaah - Kashmir, Aamir and trying to guess 'inspirations' should make this one a fun watch

# Munnabhai meets Mahatma - will the sequel be as good as the original ?

# Sanjay Leela Bhansali's next whether it is Bajirao Mastani or Saawariya

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Main, Meri Patni Aur Woh

HE - Mithilesh Shukla
AGE: Wrong side of the thirties
HEIGHT: 157 cms
FEATURES: sadly nondescript
In short, just another face in the multitude

SHE - Veena
AGE: that magical 30 - not a day more, not a day less
HEIGHT: 165 cms
FEATURES: Strikingly simple yet enchanting
To sum up, the woman of every man's dream

So what happens when HE meets SHE, of course in the presence of a million relatives? Obviously there is no physical chemistry and quite clearly this is not LOVE-AT-FIRST-SIGHT...but still there is magic...

What happens next is that HE marries SHE and they settle down to a life of marital bliss till HE starts having these trips of guilt whether he really deserves her only for the film to end on a happy note.
What to look out for:The brilliant Rajpal Yadav who elevates every single frame he appears in to dizzy heights
Well etched performances by Rituparna Sengupta and Kay Kay Menon and commendable support from all the supporting cast
An enjoyable first half punctuated by a witty screenplay and delightful dialogues (not to forget Naseerudin Shah's miss-not voice over)
A light hearted family entertainer
What is missing:Pace in the second half
Verdict:If you've had enough of watching
a. wannabe entertainers taking you through sight seeing trips of Down Under under the guise of making a comment on serious societal trends (OR)
b. lewd comedies with tonnes of skinshow
then MMPAW is just about what the doctor ordered for you. Two Thumbs up to Chandan Arora and MMPAW.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Why I loved Paheli....

Paheli is a poem about passion, pain and longing.
Paheli is a painting where every pixel on the canvas is filled with resplendent colours.
Paheli is as much about thoughts as it is about words and deeds.
Paheli is art at its best.

Before I get on with it, a big round of appluase is due to....the producer Shah Rukh Khan for believing in the story with all his heart and putting his money to back his heart

But yeah, I really wish....SRK the superstar had not interfered in the decision to finally convince SRK the producer to cast SRK the actor in the pivotal role of the husband and ghost. Not that the King Khan is really bad in his portrayal but well, the role could have been performed equally well by a lesser known name and thereby not deflected attention from the central character of the female protagonist. However, I think there is a reasonably good case for giving SRK the producer the benefit of doubt for I am sure he cast SRK the superstar with all honest intentions since none can deny that his very presence is bound to pull in more crowds and that is something that a good movie like Paheli deserves for it forebodes a very promising future for genuinely hatke ventures like this. Besides, there is also the small matter of recovering the Rs 20 odd crores invested, you see.

Based on Vijaydan Detha's classic novel Duvidha, Paheli is the story of Lachchi, a woman abandoned (in the pursuit of business) by her husband Kishen on her wedding night with the union yet to be consummated. Unknown to anyone, a ghost falls in love with Lachchi and fills the vacuum in her heart (and life) by taking on Kishen's form whilst duping the world by passing off as her husband all the time hoping and dreading the day when Kishen will return home after his trip. Life however does not spare this surreal couple of the problems of reality and fate intervenes to set up a showdown between the ghost and the husband with both of them laying claim to Lachchi and her love.

While Paheli can easily be slotted into the so-convenient genre of fantasy films, the real reason why it works is because it is an immensely engaging emotional saga of a woman and the choices she faces in life: of becoming a subservient daughter-in-law waiting for her turn for happiness or a passionate woman embracing love even if its from unacceptable sources. Scenes depicting the angst of unrequitted love, the volanic outburst of pent up emotions upon discovering a solace and the small pleasures of everyday life are so wonderfully depicted that you cannot but sing enough praises of the screenplay and narrative.

Playing the playful ghost, SRK is absolutely in his elements except for the odd moment when his 'Rahul act' raises its ugly hood but its in the dull husband role of Kishen that SRK falters by hamming excessively. Anupam Kher as the money minded father of Kishen adds yet another feather to his well adorned cap whilst Dilip Prabhavalkar as the drunk uncle of Kishen and Rajpal Yadav as the village messenger offer comic relief. Lending admirable support to all these actors are two wonderfully etched cameos by Amitabh Bachchan playing an eccentric shepherd who is finally called to solve the Paheli (riddle) and Juhi Chawla who plays the other daughter-in-law with such consummate ease and dignity that you forget that she is actually a star. If I have one complaint about the charctersiations in Paheli, then it is the fact that Juhi's charcater could have had much more impact if only it had been fleshed out a little more but then its a 13 reel movie and I must admit that I am being a little finicky. Yeah, I have reserved the best for the last. Rani Mukherjee delivers what is for me the performance of a lifetime, one that is subtler and therefore more difficult than her role in Black and one that is sure to fecth her all possible awards and accolades.

Ravi K Chandran..What does one say about his role in the movie...When rediff mentioned that 'Paheli is the best-looking Indian film in a very long time', I was half scared that every frame would look like a picture post card and realism would take a beating. Suffice to say that Ravi's camerawork is mindblowing, be it capturing the scenic beauty of Rajasthan or the colorful gagra cholis, without being excessively opulent on the eye a la Devdas and credit must also be given in part to Muneesh Sappal's art direction. Music by MM Kreem is one of the real high points of the movie and I could write pages just on Gulzar's Dheere Jalna. Finally, the real hero of the movie is the director Amol Palekar for having the guts to dream of recreating the magic of the book on celluloid and actually succeeding in it. After directing art house classics like Kairee and Anaahat, Amol sucessfully transcends into the commercial realm and does a brilliant job of treating the uncoventional and bold theme with liberal doses of cinematic entertainment. Kudos !

Final verdict: Must see - Go watch it in a movie hall.