Friday, April 01, 2005

Bang Bang Bang

GOING....
(Bangs gavel once)

GOING....
(Bangs gavel again)

GONE...
(Bangs gavel one last time)

....and with this, I have lost whatever scant respect I had for some of the so-called best bloggers in India. The ridiculous depths to which they will plunge to get their eighteen nanoseconds of fame stupefies me. These sick bastards !!! No point in wasting more words on these morons !!

Neway starting today, whenever I post, I will be making one small selfish prayer to you, God. You know how I can whine, right...so you jolly well listen !!

Dear God,

I am feeling so bitter after the aforementioned incident that I think I swore too much. My tongue/mouth feels bitter. I wanna eat a yummmy 6 layered plum cake soaked in a dash of wine. And I want it NOW.....

Love,
Me

3 comments:

Man with no Name said...

Amen!!!

Anonymous said...

DAN BROWN IS A SCAMSTER

:-)

Jupe said...

Wowwwwwwwwww...Who the hell are you Mr. Anon ? And how on earth did you guess the passkey ? I DEFINITELY wanna know !!

Of course, the offer of a treat stands.