These are a few of my favorite..

Winking at grandpas and ruffling childrens' tresses
Dancing in electric trains and driving bike triples
Sketching on borrowed books and playing drums on vessels
These are a few of my favourite quirks

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Sleep-acting in training and karaoke when shaving
Sending blank SMSs and buzzing in messenger fights
Playing soccer in the slush and watching movies full of mush
These are a few of my favourite quirks

When the power supply fails
When the mail server conks
When i feel bored
I simply indulge in my favorite quirks
And then i dont feel so ... bored.

(Repeat all verses)

I take a bow

ps: Anyone needs a songwriter pronto jes contact me - i have more of these "free verses"
pps: Beware - plagiarised versions are also available