Some guys are plain kill-joys. And *&^% (he doesn't even deserve a mention) is the biggest of them all amongst my buddies. I had mailed him on how i had given up my seat in the company bus Tuesday evening for a sweet lady (i believe she is married and 30+ so don't even dare to suspect my motives) and what does he do.. He sends me a questionnaire yesterday. Am reproducing it here with my answers.
Do you usually open doors for women (cars, hotels)?
Yes, almost always do
Do you usually offer women your seat in a crowded bus ?
Do you usually let women get into the elevator first?
Do you usually pull chairs for women in restaurants?
Hmm.. Most of the times
Do you usually offer to hold hands and help women negotiate a busy road / rainy puddle?
Yes, i do
Do you usually offer to help them with their coats?
Haven't had an occasion to but i guess i would..
Proud that i seemed to have fared reasonably well in the test, i was eagerly awaiting his mail in return till he sent me this disgusting piece.
Now i am not so sure :-(