Friday, May 21, 2004

Main aisa kyuun hoon ??

22:12 pm 20/5/2004
Pffft !!

Just as Wendy is getting cosy with Chandler on my favorite sitcom Friends, suddenly i find myself staring at a blank screen..Unable to understand whats happening i fiddle around hopelessly with the remote - without any success - i peep outta my window to check if alls fine with my neighbour's television - it is - she's as usual watching some soap on Sony. Unable to take it nemore, i holler to The Good Lord up above "It just aint fair - why me? Why me?"

Flash!! A brilliant streak of lightning!!

A booming voice thunders "Kya hua? Why the heck are you cribbing, you nasty earthling? Its a tough job i got here and once in a while i do screw up - cant you just ignore it as an aberration?"

I retort "Not this time - i've had too much for this week"

The Voice is annoyed and threatens "I dont get it - u better explain or else..."

Not to be cowed down i sneer "After enduring days of shameless drama i discover that my country has a reluctant and almost reclusive Prime Minister - I realise that my bosses earn "obscene pots of gold" while i am expected to slave on for "pride" - and to add insult to serious injury, you screw up all my weekend plans with a silly wedding (assuming marriages are still made in heaven) - If this isnt reason enough to crib, what is ?"

The Voice ponders "I guess you have a point - how can i compensate ? I grant you three wishes - Name them fast.. Your time starts now..10..9...8.."

"Hold on Hold on - Not so fast - Can i phone a friend?"

"5,4,3...."

"You *@&^%$, ok, here i go...First of all, i want.."


"Sorry, your time's up but since you started your first wish i will let that count - Finish it"
"Want to.. want to.. see Aayitha Ezhuthu (Yuva in Hindi)tomorrow night - can you arrange for 2 tickets please"


"Thathasthu" is the last i hear and lo, i find myself with two passes to Nataraj.

08:07 am 21/5/2004

My friend screams "You crazy git - Havent u seen BRUCE ALMIGHTY? Couldnt you have asked for something bigger?"

(Hanging my head in shame) "Like what?"

"Dunno... but atleast balcony tickets yaar not stall"

7 comments:

Ekta said...

Hey...so what time is the show??....:-)
and yes agree you should have atleast asked for Balcony duffer!!!

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Anonymous said...

That is hilarious. You are a very funny person... I like your life though what with god granting you (at least 1) wishes and what not.

Anonymous said...

Mr/Ms Anon - Was that a compliment or were u being plain sarcy :-p Yeps, am a funny man but pls yaar nazar math lagao - not everything i ask i get.. Btw, did ur folks give u a name - Its easier responding that way :-)

Anonymous said...

hey jupie!

looks like you are getting all your blog 'material' from me (directly or indrectly). Havent you read my copyright info? :P

u-no-hu-dis-is

whatever said...

The name is Nidhi - am Ekta's friend from work. Apologies for the delay in introductions. I wasnt trying to be mysterious or anything like that, just was in Delhi and hadnt checked your blog in a bit...

Jupe said...

Hi Nidhi,

First of all, owe u one coz its from ur blog that i learnt to give links to other articles in the web and post photos :-)

N yes, i've bin trespassing (my apologies) on ur blog n reading some of ur stuff.. U do have a way with words..Keep penning