….and so its Day 1 of my new found Bachelorhood v 2.0. So far it’s been incident-free but I am not hopeful that this run will continue long. In fact, I’d be surprised if it lasted till dinner time. Sigh.
*Flash-backs to arbitrary moments from the past 6 years*
J: Damn, its 645 already. Is the geyser on? Have you picked what I should wear today? Coffee ready-a? Can you drop me at the bus stop? Please helppppppppppppppppp.J: We WILL NOT watch Gautam Vasudev Menon movies ever again. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?(2 weeks later) J:Please dee… shall we watch NEPV? Kenji kekkaraen….J: Should we paint this yellow or blue?M: Why not green?J: But isn’t green so *******?M: Yeah but it depends on the shade you pick? I say yellowJ: …but blue is soooooooo nice.M: If you want blue, why don’t you just say so?JJ: Coffee is too light….Coffee romba strong today….Too much sugar….Missing a little sugar……ayyo, way tooooooooo hot….Cheee, aari pochu !!!....why is there so much norai in my kaapi LJ: Why are my jeans ironed along the imaginary pleat? Is he an idiot? Can you please salvage this?J: I can’t decide which shirt to buy. This is really nice but way too expensive. This is okie dokie but fits my budget perfectly.J: I don’t want anything for my birthday.. Nothing… no seriously nothing… except maybe, can we go to the Arsenal Carling Cup game? Woooooooohooooooooooo(Tring Tring) J: Why don’t you pick the phone? It’s always your relativesM: I’m cooking - That ring-tone is your aunt’s. Speak to her and ask her about her health.J: You’re my better half. My aunt is now your relative – please speak to her and tell her I’m on an important call. It’s the 84th minute and Stoke are drawing Tottenham. We need this to finish 4th. Please.
*end of flasback*
Jupe misses M (already). Count-down begins.