The Alone Times - 1

….and so its Day 1 of my new found Bachelorhood v 2.0.  So far it’s been incident-free but I am not hopeful that this run will continue long. In fact, I’d be surprised if it lasted till dinner time.  Sigh.

*Flash-backs to arbitrary moments from the past 6 years*

J: Damn, its 645 already. Is the geyser on? Have you picked what I should wear today? Coffee ready-a? Can you drop me at the bus stop? Please helppppppppppppppppp.

J: We WILL NOT watch Gautam Vasudev Menon movies ever again. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

(2 weeks later) J:Please dee… shall we watch NEPV? Kenji kekkaraen….

J: Should we paint this yellow or blue?

M: Why not green?

J: But isn’t green so *******?

M: Yeah but it depends on the shade you pick? I say yellow

J: …but blue is soooooooo nice.

M: If you want blue, why don’t you just say so?

J

J: Coffee is too light….Coffee romba strong today….Too much sugar….Missing a little sugar……ayyo, way tooooooooo hot….Cheee, aari pochu !!!....why is there so much norai in my kaapi L

J: Why are my jeans ironed along the imaginary pleat? Is he an idiot? Can you please salvage this?

J: I can’t decide which shirt to buy.  This is really nice but way too expensive. This is okie dokie but fits my budget perfectly.

J: I don’t want anything for my birthday.. Nothing… no seriously nothing… except maybe, can we go to the Arsenal Carling Cup game? Woooooooohooooooooooo

(Tring Tring) J: Why don’t you pick the phone? It’s always your relatives

M: I’m cooking - That ring-tone is your aunt’s. Speak to her and ask her about her health.

J:  You’re my better half. My aunt is now your relative – please speak to her and tell her I’m on an important call. It’s the 84^th minute and Stoke are drawing Tottenham.  We need this to finish 4^th. Please.

 

*end of flasback*

Jupe misses M (already).  Count-down begins.